Sunday, May 16, 2004

it was bound to happen

It was.  It's an election year, after all.  And the three Idol finalists got to visit their hometowns to shoot footage for Monday's milk-the-ratings-while-we-can American Idol special highlighting the final three.  (Gee, didn't they just have one of those?)

Jasmine's busy shoring up the Hawaii voters.  And Fantasia has been to the South Carolina statehouse.  But it's Diana that stirring up the controversy.  It seems she does not live in Snellville!  She does not.  She lives in a suburb of Snellville called Centerville.  And the Centerville pols do not like the Snellville people claiming her as their own.  When she's not.  She's not.  She's been fibbing to all of us.  Claiming to live in Snellville.  I suspected as much.  She just didn't seem like a Snellville kind of gal to me.  She's been stringing us all along, claiming to be from the big city when she's not.  And now she's got the county government officials on the verge of some sort of civil unrest

And we thought the civil war had been averted after John Stevens.

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