SIMULBLOG: when you tell me that you love me...

And so, as the kids gather at their own tribal council, we are forced to relive the events of the previous evening.  Yippee.

Ruuuuuuuuuuben is in the house.  Big YIPPEE!!  Sing Ruben!  Sing!

The kids are gonna raise money for the Red Cross.  How nice of them.  And three songs, the best of which we choose?  Details next week?  But the first one is a snoozer.  "When You Tell Me That You Love Me."  At least everyone gets a little snippet of a solo.  Next week we hear the second song?  But then it will be the top 11.  Or are they gonna drag the deadwood back on stage?

Lindsey's in the bottom three.  Gee.  Big surprise there.

Bo is safe.  So are Anthony, Nadia, Constantine, Carrie and Scott.  But Ryan, why must you put Scott through all that agony? When did you guys put that big KICK ME sign on his back? 

Mikalah is in the bottom three.  Could it be possible?  Might she be told to hit the road?  Nah.  I'm not having that lucky of a day.  (Sorry Mike.) 

Anwar is safe.  Don't scare me Ryan.  Not nice.  Jessica, Vonzell and Nikko are left.

Oh get on with it Ryan. 

Last person in the bottom three:  Jessica.  Oh dear.  I think Jessica's mommy is gonna have a breakdown.  (Jessica is fully clothed.  Yay!)

Yay!!  Ford commercial.  Something about parking and dancing.  Uh huh.  Uh huh.

Small talk.  Good thing this isn't an hour.  Oh good.  Jessica sits back down.

Mikalah is going to strangle Ryan?  Well, maybe she shouldn't leave then.  She might actually serve a purpose.  (That's a joke, Mike and Lisa, resident Mikalah fans.  Kinda.  Let's face it:  she's a lot more fun to poke fun at than the chair called Lindsey.)

Monistat commerical.  Oh good.  I was thinking about yeast infections earlier. 

A series starring Pamela Anderson, and it's called "Stacked."  Well, who woulda thunk that?  Yeah, we know about O.C. and the ditzy girls.  Let's get this show back on the road...

Goodbye Lindsey.  It's been real.  Real "what" I don't know.  But we get to see the story of Lindsey as she dries her face.  Everyone's crying.  They musta just remembered that Lindsey is gonna sing one more time.  And I still can't understand the first three lines of that song.  But she greets and thanks the judges as the kids swarm the stage for the group hug that we never get to see because the ditzy girl show simply MUST start.  Gee.  Thanks for all the small talk Ryan.  Group hug is my favorite part.

Bummer.

Simulblog out!